Internetless in Gunnison

Well, it’s official: whether I want to be there or not, I am definitely a participant in the 21st century. Two days without internet — at home; there was internet at work — and I become barely able to function. What has happened to me? We here in Colorado, who like to assume we have […]

The End is Nigh

It is the end of the world as we know it. I have been trying to post this all day, and may still not succeed. To be a successful blogger, it turns out, you need many things only the modern world can provide: internet. Cell service. Electricity. Without these, one cannot blog. Hell may have […]

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

In theory, the sun shone brightly yesterday. That’s what my weather site insisted anyway: 73 and sunny. The sun, itself, however, was noticeably absent, hidden behind a vast gray sky of what was probably solid smoke. If smoke can be solid. It’s going to be very difficult, then, to mark the turn of the weather […]

The Cruelest Month

Snow is called for on Tuesday. There. I said it. A four-letter word, and I’ve put it in print for all to behold: snow. Tuesday. Early September, if you’re keeping track. My weather (Wunderground) really isn’t saying snow yet, but it does promise Tuesday afternoon wetness and a low of 22, which is well within […]

Now We Are Six

WordPress changed everything around on me. Hopefully it looks the same at your end; I can’t find anything. My first day at Pat’s Screen Printing was as a volunteer. Pat was headed for Montrose to have her gall bladder removed, and her only employee needed to print a big job and was worried about having […]

Cycling Through Books

Even though I am a fan, bicycle road racing is a weird sport. When I started watching, it seemed like it should be straightforward, like a footrace or a triathlon: everyone starts at the same time and goes as fast as they can to the finish line. But that turns out not to be the […]

Dialing It In

The county’s “town hall” Zoom/Facebook/Wide World o’ Technology meeting on Monday lasted all of eight minutes. Sometimes, these days, there’s just not a whole lot to say about Corona. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. I always watch these meetings after the fact, a few hours after they’re recorded but before I leave work. […]

Ol’ Blue

On my 22nd birthday — yes, birthdays had been invented, even back then — my grandparents traded me for my present. They took my car away from me — a car they had sold to me for the promise of always wearing my seatbelt — and replaced it with their pick-up truck, a vehicle I […]

Multi-tasking, Badly

In this year where very little makes sense — right on cue, Na Ki’o shows up to help — schedules have been turned on their heads. And so, while it is not July anywhere in the world, Le Tour de France set off on Saturday and now that we are well-removed from May, preparations are […]

Painting Over the Problem

Yesterday must have been Monday, and this is why: I watered the lawn, a term I use very loosely, you understand, in the rain. There were other Monday indicators, but that was the cap on the day: there I stood, hose in hand, under a sunny sky, getting rained on. For not having a decent […]